Through out time philosophers have argued the importance of the invention of the wheel or the nessecity of the discovery of fire but these pale in comparison with what our hero Flangehead has given us. The "PROTON CONDOM" Through his diligence, hour upon hour of "hands on research", risking his very existance with no thought of himself, but only that of his fellow man, he persivierd. The following is an accurate, although time edited, account of only this one achievement among many in his illustrious life.